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2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

(Source: snowiey)

tardis-mind-palace:

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

#how to paradox

sister’s mattress is temporarily sandwiched vertically against the wall because we’re getting new beds soon

Phil and Nami decided it’s a wonderful place to sleep so they’re each relaxing up on the narrow edge

And of course Phil tries to stretch luxuriously but ends up falling off with a thump

poor clumsy babby

kanyehtiio:

Video Game Challenge: Video Games [3/7]

Mass Effect (trilogy)In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in human history. The civilizations of the galaxy call it… MASS EFFECT.

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

pedrezio:

vvhaler:

vvhaler:

HOL Y SHIT WHAT AM I SEEING THAT DEVIL MAY CRY (THE ORIGINAL SERIES) MAY CONTINUE IM YELLING DMC 5??????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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IM YELLING!!!!!! iTS BEEN 7 YEARS SINCE DMC 4 IM CRYING

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT

My room was stinking really bad the past two days and I didn’t know why because the litterbox was clean and the floor was clean and I had new sheets

but THEN

I saw it

in the corner

the dark corner under my rarely used desk

the turd

plays

Fake geek girl?

wildblueyoshi:

I like running. That makes me a runner.

I like knitting. That makes me a knitter.

I like reading. That makes me a reader.

I like playing video games. That makes me a gamer.

I like nerdy stuff. That makes me a nerd.

I identify with my hobbies and my interests because…